By the way, if you haven't noticed, I'm kind of addicted to Wraeththu.
Things I've learned from Wraeththu:
-Don't trust people with weird hair (alive, resembling fire, whatever).
-People raised on farms don't comprehend nightclubs.
-A lot can happen in five years. Like people you used to know randomly popping up on a different continent.
-Humans are strange furry critters with whiskery faces.
-When you have unstable dinner guests, use the dull forks.
-The Ten of Swords also means "avoid summerhouses at all costs."
-Ivy is sexual.
-Being named Zack really, really sucks. Really.
-Committing murder technically counts as witnessing it.
-Bewitchments deserves to be read in high schools alongside The Catcher in the Rye and A Member of the Wedding and other famous coming-of-age novels, if people could get over the whole hermaphroditic-parahumans-who-kind-of-lay-eggs thing.
-Gelaming and Communism are basically the same thing.
-Wraxlian's law: If you keep raping and pillaging, soon there won't be anything left to rape and pillage. (I actually don't understand this, or even know who Wraxlian is. It's just something ~Wolf-of-Twilight keeps saying.)
-Lianvis eats puppies, but only when nobody's looking.
-Books are masochistic.
-Songs you normally wouldn't listen to become addictive when they're about something awesome. (See: We Dwell in Forever by One Way Ticket)
-You shouldn't write fanfiction until you finish reading things.
-You shouldn't search dA for easily-spoilable things you haven't finished reading
-You shouldn't talk to friends about easily-spoilable things in which they're three books ahead of you.











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WARNING! MAY CONTAIN EXTREME LULZYNESS AND WIN!
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WARNING! MAY CONTAIN EXTREME LULZYNESS AND WIN!
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~B-S-L Brothers, Sisters, Lovers~
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~B-S-L Brothers, Sisters, Lovers~
IWANNATAKEYOUTOA ____________
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~B-S-L Brothers, Sisters, Lovers~
YOU!
THANK YOU FOR THE WATCH!
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F is for Fires that burn down the whole town. U is for Uranium, bombs. N is for No survivors, when you're having FUN! : )
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[Provehito in Altum.]
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haha. that's fine! (:
And I'm glad you think my characters are shiny and stalkable *u*
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F is for Fires that burn down the whole town. U is for Uranium, bombs. N is for No survivors, when you're having FUN! : )
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